I was wearing my cape on the train.

I was wearing my cape on the train.
An unsubtle dude with an iPhone
was like, Hu hu hu I'm gonna take
a picture of that kid wearing a cape
on the train and he won't see me.

I saw him. I sat fucking down right
across from him, took out my Nikon
FE from underneath my cape, and
took a picture right of his face.
Touche, said the guy sitting next to me.