DA LOST HEHE

DA GIRL'S POETRY WAS DIFFERENT BECUZ SHE DIDn"T EJACULATE
den at da party she said thingz like, "I'm afraid of Samuel's camera; it is a phallus."
AND DEN LATER TOOK OUT DA OTHER DUDE'S HEHE
N in da morrrning: "Only men of nobility are allowed to come." WHO IS DIS GRL?!

dIs gIRl aT Da pARty ragin hard searchin for da thing
da ultimate, da best, numba one, da lost hehe
U GOT DAT HOT BRAID N MY HAIR IS LONGER MMMM
MMMMM mMM MM mMMMM hehe (nope)

i've done the unsavory party tricks nobody knows about:
the uninspired flagellations in the living room,
the bathroom mirror staredown, the spilled drink
the pretend to be reading something on your phone
the pretend to be listening to a voicemail,
the pretending to sleep not sleeping,
the toilet mess, the drunk nap in your bed
the late night violent email, the other spilled drink,
the public admonishment, the unsolicited critique,

and i left this mess too