Lighten UP

I.)

Upholstery tears upend my calm;

butthonhole rip a gagging affair

My diner-slide falters; fun facade breaks

An abyss beneath me I'm

crying now - key lime chunks tremble on forks.

II.)

Red rip leather rip

unholy upholstery

aren't my fears strange aren't I just

wild? Doesn't everyone just wanna

touch me, lick my teary face,

pass me around drown me in coffee

crown me with tiffany lamp?

I'm big-eyed whip-creamied long low lip oh

isn't it just

fascinating?

III.)

Knife sharp split and spluttering foam

writer-man, writer-man, set me down.

Too heavy, self-mythologizing lead -

Dull tyranny of interesting people.

Can't someone tell a joke already?